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Samantha...

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chì avete dettu u nome
di stu stabilimentu hè?

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di Mario.

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di Mario.
Sò maravigliatu.

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Questu hè u megliu cibo italianu
Aghju avutu stu seculu.

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Hè bonu.

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Mmm.

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Basta à tastà stu marsala di vitella.

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Solu nantu à a cundizione
chì tastà i fettuccini.

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Hè un affare !

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Mamma.

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Mmm!

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Delicious!

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Mmm.

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Superbe.

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Signore, scusate.
Mi piacerebbe sapè.

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Tuttu satisfacente?

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Hè certamente.

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Per piacè fate i nostri complimenti
à u chef.

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Grazie.
Tu sì u chef?

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Sò u chef di Mario,
u servitore di Mario,

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a cassiera di Mario,
Mario hè tuttu.

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Per fà una longa storia corta,
Sò Mario.

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Perchè ùn avete micca assuciatu aiutu?

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Signora, vede,
l'affari hè cusì terribile,

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Sò u solu
mi possu permette.

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Vulete dì, cù un alimentu cusì superbu

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à prezzi cusì ragionevuli --

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a metteraghju
in una parolla.

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Hmm?

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Pizza.

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Pizza ?

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Si. Pizza.

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Vede - Scusami.

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In a cunfusione
di sta età atomica,

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e persone chì ùn sò micca talianu,

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è volenu cumanda
cucina italiana,

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ùn cumandanu micca
scaloppini di veau,

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fettuccini à la bolognese.

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Innò!

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Vulenu pizza !

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Ma ùn hè ancu in u vostru menu.

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Ùn serà micca.
Oh, nò !

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Vede, appartene à una famiglia
di l'omi chì sò stati

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artisti in cucina
per cinque generazioni.

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È modestamente appartene
à sta gloriosa tradizione.

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Allora mi ricusu, mi ricusu di slap it
in faccia cù pizza.

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Questu hè sensu, nò?

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Assolutamente!

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È ùn face micca differenza.

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Perchè u mo ristorante
hà da fallu.

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A mo moglia è i figlioli
andavanu a fame.

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È u dessert d'oghje
hè zabaglione.

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Di solitu ùn mi sentu micca
scusate per l'omu.

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Ma mi sentu
scusate per ellu.

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Cusì aghju.

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Pensu chì vi dumandu
Darrin per aiutà.

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Cumu?

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Lavà i piatti?

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Mario ùn hè micca un successu

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perchè u publicu
ùn ne sà micca.

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Publicità
hè l'affari di Darrin.

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Infurmà u publicu
hè a borsa di Darrin in u cummerciu.

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Appena.

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U so stock in u cummerciu

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cuntribuisce à
a delinquenza di a mo figliola.

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Mamma?
Chì ?

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Sì una donna dura.

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sì una grande strega,
ma sì una donna dura.

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Ciao, cari.

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Benvenutu in casa, u mo eroe.

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U vostru eroe hè caccatu.

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Overwork di rutina
o crisa speciale?

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Tramindui.

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Avemu un novu cliente impurtante

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per quale avemu a pianificazione

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una saturazione maiò
campagna, è ellu...

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No.
"No" chì?

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Innò, ùn portaraghju micca
i mo prublemi in casa.

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I lasciaraghju à l'uffiziu

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cum'è l'esecutivu maturu
Vuliu esse.

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Avà, cumu hè andatu u vostru ghjornu ?

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Oh, ghjustu maravigliosu.

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Mamma è aghju andatu à u più
meraviglioso ristorante italianu

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chjamatu Mario's...
Stu omu hè un veru tigre.

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WHO?

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Linton Baldwin.

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Hè un novu contu.

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Ellu passa
agenzie di publicità

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cum'è e donne vanu
attraversu novi vestiti.

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Mi dispiace.
Un ristorante chì si chjama?

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di Mario.
L'alimentazione hè superba.

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Mamma avia marsala di vitella
è aghju avutu -

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In l'ultime trè settimane,
hà cambiatu agenzia duie volte.

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Darrin.
Hmm?

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Ùn partite micca esattamente
i vostri prublemi à l'uffiziu.

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Mi dispiace, dolcezza.

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Hè in mente.
Ùn possu solu scuzzulà.

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Ùn cumbatte micca.

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Mi parli di u sgiò Baldwin

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e vi parlu di quelli di Mario.

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va bè ?
Va bè.

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Linton Baldwin hè u brillanti
luce di l'industria di a pizza.

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Nisun scherzu ?
No scherzu.

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Possede a più grande catena di
pizzeria nantu à a Costa Ovest.

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È avà hè in espansione
à a Costa Est.

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Ellu voli McMann è Tate
per caccià ellu da terra

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cù pasta di tomate volante.

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Darrin, ùn avete micca idea
chì coincidenza hè questu.

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Mario dicia quella pizza
mettendulu fora di l'affari.

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Perchè?

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Ebbè, in questa età atomica
quandu ùn sò micca taliani -

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Cari, dai un'occhiata
in stu annunziu di ghjurnale.

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Si corre dumane
ghjurnale di a matina.

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Uh-huh.

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Dimmi ciò chì pensate.

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"Pizza perfetta"?
Questu hè u nome di u pruduttu.

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Darrin, cunsiderà
una pizzeria un ristorante?

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Pensu cusì.

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Ebbè, sicuru. Perchè?

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Ebbè, ovviamente crede
un bonu modu per informà u publicu

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chì un ristorante esiste

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hè da piglià un annunziu
in u ghjurnale, nò ?

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Diritta.
Oh.

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Caru, aghju da affucà
i mo dolori in una doccia calda.

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Grazie per esse
cusì simpaticu è paziente.

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In ogni mumentu.

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Avà...

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lasciami vede.

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"Per u megliu in talianu
cucina, manghja da Mario.

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"Tratta i vostri palati
à pranzi o cena da Mario.

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No. Mantene simplice.

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"Manghjate à Mario".

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Eccu!

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"Manghjate à Mario".

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Bonghjornu, caru.

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Avà, vedemu cumu
u mo annunziu pare in stampa.

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Ah, quì simu.

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Un quartu di pagina
di geniu publicitariu.

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Hè stupente!

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Avà manghja u vostru colazione.

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Ùn hè micca male.

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Ùn hè micca male.

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Hè un annunziu full-page.

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Mm-hmm.

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Un annunziu à piena pagina
per un ristorante individuale.

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Mm-hmm.

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Quellu chì l'hà pigliatu
deve esse noci.

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Perchè dici?

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Sapete quantu
costa un annunziu à pagina intera?

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No. Quantu ?

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Custa --

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Iè, caru ?

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Sam, ùn hè micca di Mario
u locu chì avete manghjatu eri ?

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Iè.

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Sam, ùn avete micca
per casu --?

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Sam?

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Ùn avete micca ...

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mette una pagina extra
in u ghjurnale, avete?

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Sam!

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Ebbè...

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Sam, avete prumessu mai
per fà dinò.

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Hè un omu cusì bellu.

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Vuliu solu aiutà.

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Quandu finisce questu?

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Aghju pruvatu solu à informà
u publicu chì Mario esiste.

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È in casu chì ti dumandassi,

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un annunziu full-page u mo modu
ùn costa micca un nichel.

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Ùn mi dumandava micca.

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Darrin, site arrabbiatu?

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Di sicuru chì sò arrabbiatu !

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Perchè u mo annunziu hè più grande
chè u vostru annunziu? Indovinà di novu.

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Perchè pensate chì piglià fora
un annunziu di a stregoneria hè ingannà.

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Hè più vicinu.

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Perchè pensu à piglià fora
un annunziu di a stregoneria hè criminale!

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Crimi--?

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Ma perchè ?

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Ùn aghju micca rimpiazzatu una pagina,
Aghju aghjustatu solu unu.

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Quale aghju feritu ?

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Quale avete feritu,
ella dumanda.

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Avete feritu l'editore

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chì offre u spaziu di publicità
per fà soldi.

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Avete ancu feritu
l'altri publicitari

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chì si risentu di pagà per qualcosa
chì qualcunu altru hè liberu.

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Avete ancu feritu
i Stati Uniti d'America,

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una demucrazia chì ecunomica
sistema hè chjamatu capitalismu.

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Oh. Ebbè, sò punti boni.
Aghju avutu pensatu à elli.

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Ebbè, perchè ùn avete micca?

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Eru tantu ansiosu di aiutà Mario
uttene qualchi clienti.

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U so manghjà veramente
hè maravigliosa.

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Si merita
per esse un successu!

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Promettu chì ùn farò micca
qualcosa cusì di novu.

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Bene.

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Sò pardunatu ?

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Pensu cusì.

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Mi piace i vostri mutivi.

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Ma ùn mi piace micca
tamburinu l'affari

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per unu di
I cuncurrenti di Perfect Pizza.

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Mario ùn serve micca pizza.

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Bè, sò cuntentu
per sente quellu.

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Allora forse u cliente di u vostru maritu
ùn sarà ghjilosu.

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Bene.

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Speru.

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Cumu hè a pizza perfetta
riceve un quartu di pagina,

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è u ristorante di Mario, di quale
Ùn aghju mai intesu parlà,

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riceve una pagina piena?

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sgiò Baldwin,
caccià una pagina piena

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per un solu ristorante

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hè una publicità povera.

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Avemu à McMann è Tate

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ùn mette micca tutti i nostri ova
in una cestera.

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Avemu diversificà.

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Ùn vende micca ova.

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Vendu 21 deliziosi
varietà di pizza.

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Apprezzemu chì.

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Ma quantunque--
Va bè, scurdate.

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Vogliu solu fà chjaramente I
ùn piace micca ghjucà à u sicondu violinu.

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Cun mè, vende pizza
hè più cà un modu

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di esse un multimilionariu.

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Hè un serviziu publicu.

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Un serviziu publicu ?

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Cum'è un zitellu in Modesto,
California, aghju avutu un sognu.

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Un sognu di e famiglie americane,

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omi, donne è zitelli,
pusatu inseme, manghjendu pizza.

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Nimu si sbuchja
ùn ottene u tipu chì li piace,

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perchè anu sceltu
da 21 varietà.

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Basta avè una nutritiva calda
pranzu è esse inseme.

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Hè un...
un sognu interessante.

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Vi guarantisci chì si ogni
A famiglia americana hè andata fora

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00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,315
per a pizza solu duie volte à settimana,

231
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,026
u crimine naziunale
e tassi di disoccupazione...

232
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,614
Si sparissi.
Aghju ghjustu o sò ghjustu ?

233
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:57,490
Ebbè, uh--

234
00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,534
L'ironia hè chì ùn mi pare micca

235
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,828
per truvà una agenzia di publicità

236
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,873
quale pò mette stu missaghju.

237
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,124
Ehm, u sgiò Baldwin,

238
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,833
hè quasi tempu per u vostru spettaculu.
Chì spettaculu ?

239
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,212
A seconda fase di McMann è Tate
campagna di saturazione.

240
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,965
Sì u novu sponsor
di un ghjocu TV locale.

241
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,176
Ebbè, avà parli !

242
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,679
Riscaldaraghju solu u set.

243
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,146
Bonghjornu, caru.

244
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,397
Bonghjornu, Mamma.

245
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:32,609
Aghju vistu solu a vostra publicità
per Mario.

246
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,568
Avete fattu?

247
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,613
vi tocca à dì
Ùn era micca assai impressiunatu.

248
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,739
Perchè nò?

249
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,574
Ehhh, hè troppu mundane.

250
00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:43,077
Mangia da Mario.
126 Adams Street.

251
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,246
Perchè, ùn era ancu
nantu à a prima pagina.

252
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,874
Avà, duvete
esse più creativa.

253
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,083
Pensu chì era piuttostu bè.

254
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:51,252
Induve vai?

255
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,962
Per accende a televisione.

256
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,256
À 10:30 di a matina?

257
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,425
Oh, Samantha!

258
00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:00,720
Diventate
a tipica casalinga suburbana.

259
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:01,929
Grazie.

260
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:06,017
Darrin m'hà dumandatu di fighjà
unu di i so publicità.

261
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,690
Bongiorno, amanti di u ghjocu.

262
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,693
Hè ora di ghjucà
A vostra supposizione hè bona cum'è a meia,

263
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,363
purtatu à voi
par Perfect Pizza.

264
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,822
Hè u contu di Darrin.

265
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,115
這是？

266
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,409
有一個完美的披薩
你附近的客廳。

267
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,578
在那裡吃或帶回家。

268
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:29,749
21個品種質量
完美披薩

269
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,958
很完美。

270
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,585
可愛的！

271
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,964
然而，如果你討厭披薩，
正如許多人所做的那樣，

272
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:40,385
試著完全神聖的
馬裡奧餐廳的馬薩拉小牛肉，

273
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,845
亞當斯街126號。

274
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,476
現在我們來介紹一下
我們的第一位客人。

275
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,769
母親！

276
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,062
為什麼這麼做？

277
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,939
為了幫助馬裡奧。

278
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:56,609
並向您展示什麼
我的意思是要有創意。

279
00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,697
我想知道什麼是插頭
馬裡奧餐廳

280
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,157
正在做一個節目
sponsorizatu da Perfect Pizza!

281
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,535
M-Mr. Baldwin,
I-I-Ùn aghju micca idea.

282
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,246
[Tate] Deve esse qualcosa
payola.

283
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,998
Nisuna chjama.

284
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,416
Faremu una investigazione.

285
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:16,129
Fate cusì, mentre conduciu
una seria di prucessi.

286
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,213
Prutizzioni?

287
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,173
Procuraraghju quella stazione di TV.

288
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,217
Aghju da fà una causa
quellu annunziatore sàviu,

289
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,136
è mi daraghju in causa
McMann è Tate!

290
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,264
Signore Baldwin, duvete dà
avemu a pussibilità di ghjunghje à --

291
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,684
Avete avutu a vostra chance
è avete sbulicatu u dub.

292
00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:33,646
Cancellu u mo contu.

293
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,775
Effettu immediatamenti,
da avà.

294
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,820
Sapete quale sò
firmà cun? No. Quale ?

295
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:45,366
L'agenza di publicità
chì gestisce u ristorante di Mario.

296
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,999
Signore Baldwin, aspetta.

297
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,876
Ùn semu micca in fretta.

298
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,754
Alice, pigliami a mo moglia.

299
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,796
Ella hè?

300
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,506
Mettila.

301
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,884
Samantha, perchè l'avete fattu ?
M'hai prumessu.

302
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,385
Darrin, ùn l'aghju micca fattu.

303
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,386
Mamma hà fattu.

304
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,013
Tattletale.

305
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,515
Ùn esse stupidu, caru. Chì
bè faria à tumbà ella?

306
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,143
Vulariu subbitu
è u perseguite.

307
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,812
Per piacè stà tranquillu ?

308
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,150
Hè annullatu u so contu ?

309
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,527
Vole firmà cù quale ?

310
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,237
Ma ùn ci hè nunda !

311
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,698
達林，他怎麼能簽名——

312
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,450
達林？

313
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,786
達爾——

314
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,079
他掛斷了我的電話。

315
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,497
在那裡，你看到了嗎？

316
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,665
他不是真正的紳士。

317
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,708
母親？

318
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,418
是的親愛的？

319
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,506
恭喜。

320
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,508
您剛剛贏得了一位新客戶。

321
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:47,095
而我剛剛
失去了一位老丈夫。

322
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,266
噢。

323
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,353
哦，可憐的寶貝。

324
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,939
哦，別擔心。

325
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:01,234
媽媽會做
一切都好。

326
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,527
如何？

327
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,446
我們要做披薩先生
改變主意。

328
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,448
他的名字叫鮑德溫，

329
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,910
我不知道他長什麼樣子
喜歡或在哪裡可以找到他。

330
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:15,081
想打賭他在馬裡奧家嗎？

331
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,876
尋找復仇？

332
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,797
尋找名字
馬裡奧的廣告公司。

333
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,007
你願意嗎
過來看看？

334
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,135
讓我們吧。我去
樓上的又換了。

335
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,637
我們沒有時間。
我們會在途中改變。

336
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,389
美好的。準備好？

337
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,141
您先請。

338
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,855
那是我的女朋友！

339
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:43,526
先生，請，
我、我沒時間閒聊。

340
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,319
我有 36 個預訂
吃午餐。

341
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,573
換句話說，你的廣告
活動確實取得了成效。

342
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,866
多少次
我必須告訴你嗎？

343
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,160
我不知道什麼
你說的是。

344
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,036
來吧，馬裡奧，
成為一項運動。

345
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,998
我想要的只是名字
您的廣告公司。

346
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,209
我是一個人操作的！

347
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:03,546
你的意思是，你投放了廣告
還有你自己的廣告嗎？

348
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,089
我什麼也沒放！

349
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,008
嗯，那該怎麼辦
他們到那裡了嗎？

350
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,177
我為第五修正案辯護。

351
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,720
看，馬裡奧，

352
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,763
我不怪你
因為不想分享

353
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,057
一條帶電的電線
組織...

354
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,144
當有這麼多無賴的時候
就像麥克曼和泰特一樣。

355
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,062
那麼，我會讓你
一個提議。

356
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,314
你給我他們的名字，

357
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,524
我會把你合併
進入我的鏈條。

358
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,359
什麼鏈？

359
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,863
“林頓·H·鮑德溫。

360
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,407
“董事會主席。

361
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,783
完美的披薩店。 」

362
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,076
是的。

363
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,747
為什麼這麼做？

364
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,832
為什麼？因為我不
想成為汞合金——

365
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,710
與混合在一起
這個披薩生意。

366
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,337
甚至不為
一百萬美元。

367
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,880
為什麼不呢？
為什麼不呢？

368
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,299
因為它是...
這是對人性的侮辱。

369
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,719
現在，看這裡，夥計，
看這裡！

370
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,347
作為一個小男孩
在加州莫德斯托—

371
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,682
現在我發現
你在披薩裡，

372
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,643
我命令你離開
該處所。

373
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,355
什——？

374
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:05,983
誰鼓掌了？

375
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,068
我不知道。

376
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,237
也許有人
上面喜歡我。

377
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,989
你在暗示
那個披薩是無神論的嗎？

378
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:16,327
我再一次暗示
讓你離開我的住所。

379
00:17:17,744 --> 00:17:19,789
如果不是在下面
我的尊嚴，

380
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,750
我會起訴你
為了公共場所的猥褻行為。

381
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,085
哦...

382
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,967
嗯，我們找到他了。

383
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,386
現在我們該怎麼做才能得到他
與麥克曼和泰特一起回來？

384
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,596
好吧，我們也會做同樣的事情
我們為馬裡奧做的。

385
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,974
我們會做廣告。
哦？

386
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,030
我們輪流來。

387
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,615
你開始了。
我？

388
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,157
是的。

389
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,301
很不錯！

390
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,476
輪到你了。

391
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,644
讓我們來看看。

392
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,229
三明治標誌。

393
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,939
廣告牌。

394
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:30,568
我想我會嘗試空中寫作。

395
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,345
鮑德溫說他會的。

396
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,679
他做到了。

397
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,056
他做了什麼？

398
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,476
與代理商簽約
負責馬裡奧的餐廳。

399
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,603
過來看看。

400
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,862
是的。

401
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,696
是的，我想他做到了。

402
00:19:25,705 --> 00:19:28,084
嗯，會怎樣呢，
小女孩？

403
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,002
我想要一個完美的披薩。

404
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,337
抱歉，沒有披薩。

405
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,089
只是普通的舊冰淇淋。

406
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:38,386
如果我不能吃到完美的披薩
我什麼都不想要。

407
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,763
會是什麼，
桑尼？

408
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,515
我想要一個完美的披薩。

409
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,433
沒有披薩。

410
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,726
只有冰淇淋。

411
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:49,146
如果我不能吃到完美的披薩
我什麼都不想要。

412
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:56,779
加州莫德斯託的陰影。

413
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,829
我想要完美的披薩...

414
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:06,288
也是。

415
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,627
請原諒我，女士們。

416
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:15,464
你有沒有聽到那隻狗說：
“我也想要完美披薩”？

417
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,674
是的，我們做到了。

418
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,176
一隻會說話的狗狗！

419
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,637
一定是有一些
宣傳噱頭。

420
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,932
大概是這樣安排的
現場直播廣告公司，

421
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,809
麥克曼和泰特。

422
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,728
你知道
麥克曼和泰特？

423
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,438
不是每個人都這樣嗎？

424
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,314
嗯，他們是最好的
在業務中。

425
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,192
誰擁有完美披薩，誰就是
很幸運能成為他們的客戶。

426
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,444
我們走吧，親愛的？

427
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,570
是的，媽媽。

428
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,655
讓我們進入
我們最近的完美披薩店

429
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:43,617
並儲備六個月的供應量
為我們的家庭冰箱。

430
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:55,671
達林，你知道為什麼我從來不
想失去帳戶嗎？

431
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:57,798
我想是的。

432
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,799
利潤更低？

433
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,134
不。

434
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,386
因為我無法忍受
感到被拒絕。

435
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,054
我在分析中了解到這一點。

436
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,806
我不知道
你被分析了，拉里。

437
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,516
七年了。

438
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,604
當醫生告訴我不要這樣做時
回來是因為我已經痊癒了...

439
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,105
我感到被拒絕了。

440
00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:17,109
是的？

441
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:20,196
是的，泰特先生在這裡。
誰打來的？

442
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,530
呃，請等一下。

443
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,075
林頓·H·鮑德溫.

444
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,287
泰特講話。

445
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,663
再一想，

446
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,875
我決定不
中游更換機構

447
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,126
並留在你身邊。

448
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,545
他要我們回來。

449
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:40,174
請問是什麼促使您
改變主意？

450
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,717
三明治標誌？

451
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,719
A-- 廣告看板？

452
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,180
天空的文字，我看到了。

453
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,265
兩個孩子在公園？

454
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,392
還有一隻會說話的狗？

455
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,604
鮑德溫先生，我——

456
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:56,232
你會簽名
為期一年的合約。

457
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,734
呃……等一下。

458
00:21:59,734 --> 00:22:03,113
史蒂芬斯先生，我們更換了嗎？
完美披薩帳戶

459
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,074
或者我們還能
處理它嗎？

460
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:08,285
我去看看，泰特先生。

461
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,579
不，我想我們能處理好。

462
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,455
哦，很好。

463
00:22:12,455 --> 00:22:14,083
鮑德溫先生，你很幸運。

464
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,876
這是一筆交易。

465
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,670
不客氣。

466
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,673
我們沒有被拒絕。

467
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,636
嘿，馬克，怎麼樣？
給孩子的氣球？

468
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:26,846
不，謝謝。

469
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:30,599
如果我吃不到完美的披薩
我什麼都不想要。

470
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,686
完美的披薩。

471
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,148
你好。

472
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,442
我只是路過，

473
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,487
所以我想我會放棄
進來打個招呼。

474
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,446
你好！

475
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,574
你好。

476
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,076
達林，你知道什麼
關於那個天空書寫

477
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:52,037
和三明治標誌
和一個廣告牌

478
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,915
和兩個孩子在公園裡
還有一隻會說話的狗？

479
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:58,627
他們都是達林的一部分
完美披薩活動。

480
00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,420
他們是？

481
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:03,215
哦。你不是嗎
告訴他？

482
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,634
我把它保存下來是為了一個驚喜。

483
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,888
我不想讓你抱持希望
以防萬一沒有成功。

484
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,263
幹得好！

485
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,308
我的，你當然
是一位富有創造力的主管。

486
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,976
我希望你欣賞他。

487
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,896
我願意！我願意！

488
00:23:16,936 --> 00:23:19,481
你這個槍兒子。

489
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,699
[馬裡奧] 讓我推薦小牛肉
蘑菇扇貝。

490
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,868
為了孩子，我們有
義大利麵或餛飩。

491
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,286
你要什麼？

492
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,747
艾倫夫人？

493
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,040
請跟我來。

494
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:41,754
哦！我很榮幸能被包括在內
在你的慶祝活動中，丹尼爾。

495
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:42,713
達林.

496
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,089
嗯，我很高興
包括你。

497
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,674
山姆告訴我
都是你的主意。

498
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,177
也許這將是一個開始
一段美好的友誼。

499
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,386
也許會的。

500
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,429
我深表感激。

501
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:51,722
雖然在未來，

502
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,223
我將不勝感激
你讓我處理

503
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,725
我自己的活動。

504
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,185
你覺得你可以嗎？

505
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,353
當然，他可以。

506
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,188
除特殊情況外，

507
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,106
他不需要任何人的幫助。

508
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,148
三人桌？

509
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:03,776
請。
請問您貴姓？

510
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,277
史蒂芬斯.

511
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,404
你有預約嗎？

512
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,656
不，恐怕我不知道。

513
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,366
嗯，對不起。
無需預約，

514
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,701
將會有40分鐘的等待時間。

515
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:17,039
我的兩位客戶來自
在我成功之前，是嗎？

516
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,333
我記得！
你喜歡怎樣，嗯？

517
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,210
路易吉，女士們請坐下
和那位先生。

518
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:22,628
但他們有
沒有預訂。

519
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:25,923
路易吉，我總是保留
為老朋友準備的一桌。

520
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:26,924
請這邊走。這邊走。

521
00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,509
我的，我的！

522
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,428
還有一個特殊情況。

523
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,306
沒關係，
親愛的。